Am I the last to know

OOPS, IT'S A HOAX!!!

that the Britney Spears' 2000 breakout hit, "Oops, I did it again"

was first recorded in 1932?

By Louis Armstrong! (Listen to Louis' version here.)

Louis must be turning in his grave.

Once upon a time, she dreamed

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Here's my second painting. Acrylic on canvas like the first one, I did this one last spring. Six panels, the total composition is about 36" x 30".

I call it, "Once upon a time, she dreamed."

REVIEW: The Power of 'Umoja'

A THUNDER AND LIGHTNING SHOW singing among the clouds, the South African tour-de-force, Umoja, is now traveling the U.S. With Mandela-like poise, Bhekizitha Penuel Ndaba, narrates this unforgettable two-hour musical journey. With unswerving verve, the colorful 30+ member cast transports the audience through pre-colonial, apartheid, and post-apartheid South Africa.

After an explosive opening ensemble of Zulu drumming, song, and dance, Umoja celebrates South Africa's rural pre-colonial history with a wall-shaking tribal drum sequence, an evocative bare-breasted Zulu mating dance, and an otherworldly, glow-in-the-dark Venda snake dance.

Paying homage to the urbanized apartheid era, Umoja moves to Durban and Johannesburg: a 1950's a capella doo-wop inspired talent show; a raunchy Shebeen (a sort of speakeasy formed when Blacks were forbidden to congregate); a tin can dance for HIV awareness; gumboot dancing (a form of communication which developed when workers were forbidden to speak to each other in the mines); and a soul-splitting Gospel sequence which electrifies the sky.

Umoja climaxes with high-powered kwaito, the part house, part hip-hop, part reggae youth music of the post-apartheid era. The women's dizzying, ass-shaking dance solos make Miami-bass dancers look like convalescent two-steppers. Umoja then returns to its rural roots with a graceful balancing act, a delicate dance to the river, balancing pails to fetch water, and an athletic warrior dance with spears. Umoja is a spectacle not to be missed.

Some reviewers have criticized Umoja's lack of politics, particularly its cursory treatment of apartheid, but instead of spouting rhetoric, the show's creators, Todd Twala and Thembi Nyandeni, live it. Umoja, the Xhosa word for togetherness, started years ago as a series of community dance workshops for underpriveleged Soweto youth. Forty countries and four continents of spreading South African culture later, these same youth comprise Umoja's touring cast.

After wildly successful runs in South Africa, Canada, and Europe, Umoja is now playing in Atlanta at the Civic Center through this Sunday, April 30 with New York, Philadelphia, DC, Chicago, Boston, Dallas, and LA. soon to follow.

See when Umoja is coming to your town. And get your tickets today!

2 Fibonacci Poems

Okay, as promised, I now have Fibonacci poems. (I know, I know. I'm such a hypocrite.) Enjoy!



They
say,
Dirty
Mexican
But when they need clean
They ain't callin nobody else!



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All
spooks
have eyes.
Blink. Blink. Blink.
We might look sleep, but
that 3rd eye/ is what'll gitcha

Fibonacci Poems on the Web Multiply After Blog's Invitation

AS A FORMER engineering student who now writes poetry, I should probably find this New York Times article about Fibonnaci poems interesting. Let me defy a stereotype for you: I don't.

What geeks! And besides, the poems are terrible!

Except for the following Fib, whose last line sums up my sentiment nicely:

pink
rocks!
you are
my favorite wordsmith.
(Fibs, however, are not worthy)

Naturally, this means I'll spend all day trying to write a Fib which I do think is worthy. Aaargggh!!!

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